A harbor drug bust stakeout inadvertently brings together three mismatched duos: a gung-ho rookie detective paired with a slacker veteran, a green horn desk clerk with a cynical office auntie, and a stuttering wannabe gangster with a gentleman thug. Each harboring their own hidden agendas, they are all waiting for that one jackpot moment to turn their lives around. But during this agonizingly endless wait, the only thing they can actually pull off is talking utter trash!